MeowTown

Diagnostic

A three-panel MeowTown comic about an at-home medical imaging procedure. Panel one: A worried-looking person in a green shirt holds a piece of paper labeled 'IMAGING ORDER.' He says, 'Tater, I don't know if I can afford this scan.' Tater Tot (a buff tabby cat) standing beside him, replies confidently, 'Don't worry, I can do it.' Panel two: The person now lies flat on a couch. Tater Tot stands on his chest, one paw inserted into the person's mouth, staring into his eyes. Tater says, 'Results inconclusive. Switching to increased sensitivity mode.' Panel three: Tater Tot drags his rear end down the person's face and chest in a classic feline 'booty scoot,' leaving a brown smear trail behind him. The person's eyes are squeezed shut in horrified resignation. The joke: cats already perform unsanctioned medical procedures on their humans daily. This one is just being explicit about it, the visual pun being 'cat scan.'
Transcript

Panel 1:

A person in a green shirt stands holding a piece of paper labeled 'IMAGING ORDER.' His expression is worried. Tater Tot (a buff tabby cat), stands beside him looking up confidently.

Person: 'Tater, I don't know if I can afford this scan.'

Tater Tot: 'Don't worry, I can do it.'

Panel 2:

The person now lies flat on his back on a mauve couch. Tater Tot stands directly on the person's chest, one paw thrust into the person's open mouth, staring intently into his eyes. The person's expression is one of dawning concern.

Tater Tot: 'Results inconclusive. Switching to increased sensitivity mode.'

Panel 3:

Tater Tot drags his rear end down the length of the person's face and onto his chest in the unmistakable posture of a 'booty scoot,' tail held high. A brown smear trails behind him across the person's skin. The person's eyes are squeezed shut, mouth set in a thin line of horrified resignation.